Wildcilla's Culinary Daydreams

Psycho Killer, qu’est-ce que c’est?
August 6, 2009, 6:42 pm
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Bear is a serial killer.

His first hit was a baby bunny at the soccer fields.  The Ultimate Frisbee team cheered for him when he brought in his kill.

His second hit was a mouse.  He dared to enter the backyard.

Hit three was a baby bird.  Bear didn’t get to finish with the killing, so he involved me as an accomplice.

Today was a grackle.  Bear was on a leash, on a LEASH, and he attacked the grackle as it was trying to fly up the tree near the middle school.  He got in three shakes, and then grackle’s friends swooped in.  Bear and I ran home.  But they saw where we lived.

Now we can’t leave the house.  The grackles know where we are.  The bunnies have forbidden us from ever returning to the soccer fields.  The middle schoolers will set up a blockade around the school.  There’s no where for us to turn.


And to think, when I chose between the two dogs that were offered, I picked the fuzzy one, thinking he’d be safe.  You can’t trust anyone these days.


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